if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
sarcasm needs its own font
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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