Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."

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(317): View more from Indiana

you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too

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(618): View more from Illinois

Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.

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(559): View more from California

I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.

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(707): View more from California

Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom

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