it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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You don't know the capacity of my vagina
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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