where am i from again
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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