Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
babies were throwing up all over the place
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
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I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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