I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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