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(609): View more from New Jersey

How come twittering sounds sexual?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Because of Bambi.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.

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(513): View more from Ohio

i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore

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(620): View more from Kansas

It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"

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(708): View more from Illinois

This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.

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(206): View more from Washington

I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.

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(917): View more from New York City

Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.

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(217): View more from Illinois

It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.

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