I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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