I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
only if we run a train.
done.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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