they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
