At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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