I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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