Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
he fucked my hip out of place.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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