yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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