Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
