In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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