I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
They took my balls.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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