You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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