I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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