i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize