You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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