How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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