the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you didnt know i had herpes?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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