Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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