You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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