Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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