If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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