last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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