If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
