I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.