I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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