i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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