Can Purell be used as lube?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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