Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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