We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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