he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
How external is "for external use only"?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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