You can't special order awesome
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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