Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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