quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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