that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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