He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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