i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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