You work out of a Hotel?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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