i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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