I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
bring money and cleavage
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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