is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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