Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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