I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
you made out with another girl for some wings
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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