He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Nobody cheats on THIS.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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