Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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