id be glad to
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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