i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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