At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
