she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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