so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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