Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
where are you?
Hypothermia
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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